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21 April 2015

Let's Make Someone Laugh

Laugh, therapy, cure, sleep
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In a Nursery School Canteen, a basket of apples with a notice written over it: 

"Do not take more than one, God is watching" 
On the other counter there's a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it. "Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples". 

Moral: NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!. 

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KID: "Why some of your hair are white Dad?" 
DAD: "Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white ….." 
KID: "Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white….." 

Moral: Don’t be over smart ..

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Child : "Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?"
Mummy: "Because he speaks only truth." 
Child: "Now I understood why ladies have long hair...." 

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TEACHER: Bunyau, go to the map and find North America . 
Bunyau: Here it is. 
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? 
CLASS: Bunyau.

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TEACHER: Mujab, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 
MUJAB: You told me to do it without using the tables. 

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TEACHER: Jedun,, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 
Jedun : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 
TEACHER: No, that's wrong 
Jedun : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) 

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TEACHER: Bunyau, what is the chemical formula for water? 
Bunyau : H I J K L M N O. 
TEACHER: What are you talking about? 
Bunyau : Yesterday you said it's H to O. 

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TEACHER: Jegit , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Jegit : Me ! 

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TEACHER: Jugau , why do you always get so dirty? 
Jugau : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER: Bunyau, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' 
BUNYAU: I is... 
TEACHER: No, Bunyau...... always say, 'I am.' 
BUNYAU: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' 

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Sundun, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
SUNDUN: Because George still had the axe in his hand......

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TEACHER: Now, Jegit , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? J
EGIT: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Mujab, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 
MUJAB : No sir, It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

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TEACHER: Bunyau, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
Bunyau : A teacher 

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!  
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE! 

Laugh, therapy, cure, sleep
Let's laugh everyday !


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