Let's Make Someone Laugh

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In a Nursery School Canteen, a basket of apples with a notice written over it: 

"Do not take more than one, God is watching" 

On the other counter there's a box of chocolates. A small child went & wrote on it. "Take as many as you want, God is busy watching the apples". 

Moral: NEVER ACT SMART with today's generation..!!. 

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KID: "Why some of your hair are white Dad?" 

DAD: "Every time you make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white ….." 

KID: "Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white….." 

Moral: Don’t be over smart ..

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Child : "Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head?"

Mummy: "Because he speaks only truth." 

Child: "Now I understood why ladies have long hair...." 

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TEACHER: Bunyau, go to the map and find North America . 

Bunyau: Here it is. 

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? 

CLASS: Bunyau.

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TEACHER: Mujab, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 

MUJAB: You told me to do it without using the tables. 

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TEACHER: Jedun,, how do you spell 'crocodile?' 

Jedun : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' 

TEACHER: No, that's wrong 

Jedun : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) 

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TEACHER: Bunyau, what is the chemical formula for water? 

Bunyau : H I J K L M N O. 

TEACHER: What are you talking about? 

Bunyau : Yesterday you said it's H to O. 

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TEACHER: Jegit , name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Jegit : Me ! 

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TEACHER: Jugau , why do you always get so dirty? 

Jugau : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 

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TEACHER: Bunyau, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' 

BUNYAU: I is... 

TEACHER: No, Bunyau...... always say, 'I am.' 

BUNYAU: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet' 

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Sundun, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 

SUNDUN: Because George still had the axe in his hand......

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TEACHER: Now, Jegit , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? J

EGIT: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Mujab, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? 

MUJAB : No sir, It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

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TEACHER: Bunyau, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 

Bunyau : A teacher 

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!  

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE! 

Let's laugh everyday !